A Nice Po-Leece Man

My husband's father is a deputy sheriff part-time. On the way to church this morning, our daughter said "I've never seen a po-leece man" (in her southern drawl). Our son said "Yes you have - Papa is a police man!"

Her: "No he's not. He's a pretend po-leece man."
Him: "No, he's real. He just doesn't do it for an all day job."
Her: "No, he doesn't give us tickets or under arrest us."
Him: "Because we don't do anything wrong"

Daddy and I laugh hysterically.

Her: "He's nice and loves us. That means he isn't a real po-leece man to us, just to bad guys"

Him: "Yeah, ok, I'll buy that."